Sunday, December 15, 2013

What Not To Do When You're Dating A Potential-Girlfriend/Girlfriend-to-be ... ❤


Howdy guys ... :)

Let's do something spontaneous again ~
Just went back from #FireStorm's movie and i'm a happy girl now, lol. Andy Lau. Andy Lau. Andy Lau.

Let's talk about what NOT TO DO when you're dating a girl(s) which inspired by my own experiences and i try my best not to overlap with those internet one. Don't mistaken, i'm not addressing to any particular one. Some of them quite pissed me off or even turned me off and never on again, lol. #justsaying Don't take it too serious, just for fun.

1. REMEMBER WHERE YOU'VE PARKED 
Fucking remember where you've parked or if you are someone oblivious then take a picca of the alphabet marked on the wall, not your car please. Girls ain't no patience to look for your cars from zone A to Z. At least remember a certain area and not the whole level. It pissed girls off so damn much especially after midnight's movie or maybe some party, it is too dangerous and tiring to walk from A to Z just trying to look for the car (with heels some more).

Scene A - If the girl have a thing on you :-
"Please remember where you've parked next time, okay ?'"

Scene B - If the girl have no or maybe unsure about you :-
She will keep it to herself and you probably won't get a second date.

2. GO BACK TO YOUR MOTHER LANGUAGE 
Talk mandarin or cantonese like you always do. Please do not try English on just to impress her because she will find it ridiculous and she will knows that you are not an-English-person by the accent you sounded like. And please do not ever try to act like you are an English-person by showing your English off when you putting down an order or something. The funniest one is, insert a Vocab which you newly learned in the conversation between us in Mandarin.

Scene A :-
Laugh at you / Tell you nicely that you can just be yourself / Try not to speak English in front of you

Scene B :-
Keep it to herself / Never bothered to tell or just never bother about it

3. DO NOT TRY TO BE A SMARTASS
Should i say "DO NOT PRETEND YOU ARE A SMARTASS" ?'
The most irritated one. A : "Heard that Apple is coming out with a new phone named something like 5S ..." B : "It'd have been out and my friend bought one for herself dy." A : "Serious ?' You sure boh ?' Is it the different one ?' Is it 5 ?'" <-- What is this ?' What the hell. A is one of my guy friend and B is me actually, haha. I fucking sure it is an iPhone 5S which with the fingerprints thing one. How on earth you dare to denied me while you are the one not updating yourself with those information ?'

Scene A :-
Laugh at you and show you the evident then you probably should scrape your scalp and do more work

Scene B :-
Keep it to herself and don't even bothered to reply

4. DO NOT EVER TALK ABOUT POLITICS 
Oh Gosh ! If someone did this to me, i will slap him right away.

Scene A :- 
"I'm not really interested about politics ... Can we change the topic ?'"

Scene B :-
Pretending we are listening but we are really not. *stick the phone on the palm and never wanted to let it go* 

5. DO NOT SING/HUMMING 
I never been to karaoke with guys before but i bet and i know there is guys can sing and of course they are exception.
Humming along with the song plays on the radio but all the rhythm or even words were wrong. It's embarrassed yourself man. And real men don't do singing ... Can i say that ?' NO. Andy Lau sings and i love it, haha. "Gei Wo Yi Bei Wang Qing Shui ~ "

Scene A :-
"Shut up ~ You can't sing" with playful tune.

Scene B :-
Dead silent in the car.

6. DO NOT WASTE/ COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FOOD YOU - YOURSELF 'VE ORDERED
It is a bit hard if you dine in somewhere with me and decided to go the restaurant i preferred because i'm a vegetarian (for non-vegan, they always think that our foods got no taste one). But still, there is a menu-full dishes for your choice and once you decide, you stick with it til the end just like the relationship, duh. Or you can tell us which restaurant you'd preferred instead of going along with our preference but complain. Please finish what is on your plate and of course i won't tell you that because i'm not your momma. And i think it will spoil your first impression toward your-first-date-girl as well. One more thing, be aware on how you looked like when you are eating.

Scene A :-
"Is it really that bad ?' Let me try ..."

Scene B :-
"Oh ..."

7. DO NOT PLAY GAMES 
Especially like Candy Crush and so. Even though the girl ask you about how to win the certain level, you tell and show her how but never ever try to dunk into it on the spot. It is like you never grows up and you have nothing better to do except concentrating on Candy Crush and trying to go all the way to the last level of it. wth. It does turned me off and never on, kinda. hahah

Scene A :-
"What game are you playing ?' Can i try ?'" / "Hello ... I'm here ! Talk to me not play game !"

Scene B :-
*Take out our cell and check Facebook/Twitter/Instagram and so*

8. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR
Don't always follow what we said. Go left. Go left. Go here. Go here. Eat this. Eat this. Turn left. Turn left. What the hell man. I bet after get together, thing will be totally different, haha. Eat this. No. Go there. No. lol. What i'm trying to say is when we came out with something sound good but not really to you (either your wallet or your whatever it is), tell us that you don't think it is a good idea. Or you preferred this instead of that one. Other than that, behave like don't burp. Please.

Scene A :-
"You can tell me what you preferred instead of just me ... "

Scene B :-
Dead silent.

9. DO NOT COME TOO CLOSE
Like we have known each other for so long. You will only chase the girl away. Walking up a step further on the escalator. Give way to the girl first when it is packed like coming out from the cinema. If she didn't back away when you come closer then i think you guys will probably have sex by the night. lol.

Scene A :-
Enjoy ?'

Scene B :-
"Eww ... Fuck off !" from the heart.

10. GET YOURSELF SOME COMMON SENSE 
No further explanation regarding this as everyone knows how significance common sense are. Asking stupid question after a movie will proved it all. haha

Scene A :-
"You're stupid." with playful tune.

Scene B :-
Keep it to herself. Dead Silent.

11. DO NOT COMMENT ON OUR APPEARANCE 
Like "Why you look so much fatter in person compare with the photos ?'" DUH ~
"Why you have so many pimples one ?'", "Your butt quite big huh ?'", "You should put on something like a skirt instead of a dress ..." and blah blah blah. BUT of course you have to give compliments instead of your opinions lah wei. But i don't think there is a Scene A nor B because ain't girls gonna take those even though she likes you. If you really think she will be better with this or that then i think you need to take some time to tell her instead of straight forward in the very first or few date(s).

Scene A :-
"Guan Ni Pi Shi arr ..." :P

Scene B :- 
*fake a smile*

Okay lah ~
I think that's all for today's post lah. Have a great Monday yea, haha.


Have A Nice Week Ahead ... ❤

5 comments:

Mr Lonely said...

lol, thanks for your tips~

WendyPua said...

Woah!
this is really useful on Scene A & B.
Me 99 % on Scene B previously, Haiz!
Now no more chance to have this scenerios unless hubby can change too! Haha

Enjooy your Day!

Simera H said...

Cute post. Love your blog by the way.
Beautetude

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Anonymous said...

You are really hard to please huh? :) But some situations are quite true!